Title: Confessions of a Carpool Captive
Author: Dawn L. Chiletz
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: March 24, 2017

My name is Liz Foley. I love my accounting job because Iād rather deal with numbers than talk to people.
My best traits:
I have (RBF) Resting Bitch Face.
I give snarky come-backs.
I have no friends.
My worst traits:
I speak in run-on sentences when I get nervous.
Iām attracted to assholes.
Iām broke.
Enter Finnigan Walsh ā the new guy at work.
His best traits:
Heās kind of hot, I suppose.
He has a working car.
He sings to me and brings me coffee.
Nothing ever gets to him, even when I add more people to our carpool.
His worst traits:
See above
I donāt like him. At least, thatās what I keep telling myself.
After all, itās not about how fast you get there. Itās the journey. Right?
Damn this carpool.

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